Monday

The Re-Capper



I
tend to drink a lot of water, bottled water. I know it’s a scam, over a dollar for water. It’s always more expensive then soda. You’d think that soda wasn’t made of water. It’s the biggest snake oil pitch the world has ever scene. Think about it. You take water and you add sugar and chemicals in it and you charge one price, take away the sugar and chemicals, and charge more, as if this stuff didn’t actually literally fall out of the sky. I’m amazed.

Like I said, I drink it. I figure if we are 65% water, the best thing to do is replenish the system.
But this wasn’t my point, I always drink it out of a bottle, and I always recap.

You know what I mean about recapping. Maybe you’re a re-capper.
After drinking I always recap the bottle, between every lift to my mouth I recap, and I’m not the only one, there are lots’ of re-cappers out there, I’ve seen you. It’s a habit, I don’t really think anything is going to fall into my bottle, and I’m not a clumsy guy who tends to knock over bottles of water on a regular basis, but still I recap.

I bring this up because I was just fiddling with the cap, sort of unscrewing it, and re-screwing it. Not for any reason, it’s not an impulse or sign of ADD or ADHD or OCD or any other combination of letters used to prescribe medication, just thinking and screwing.