I want a flying car and I want one now.
Sounding a bit spoiled I know, but I do, and I don’t think it’s unreasonable. We have everything else why not a flying car?
I have to drive an ungodly amount of miles every day, which translates into an ungodly amount of miles every year. So instead of racking up all those miles, I’d prefer to fly. Not in a plane, that wouldn’t do me any good. I need a low flying car, something that hovers no higher then 50 feet. Just enough to go over a building if need be, but mostly for cruising about 15 to 25 feet. That should do it.
Oh and I want to be the only one to have this. The rest of you can’t even drive a street car, let alone a flying car. So no flying car for you!
Well ok, a few of you can have them, but the first sign of stupidity … NO CAR FOR YOU!
Oh and I don’t want it to burn fossil fuels, this whole oil thing has really pissed me off. I’m tired of people being a-holes, yes that’s right a-holes. And don’t go blaming the current president, that sort of ignorance really pisses me off. This has been going on for decades, and when are we finally going to say enough is enough. We can always blame the current powers for not doing something proactive to correct the situation, but the problem is an old one. Oh by the way war is not proactive, it’s just short sighted and well… stupid.
But back to the car of the air, the Aerocar, I should like one in charcoal with fabric seats that are water proof. That’s another thing that amazes me, leather seats, they suck! I’ve had more cars with them then without them, and I hate them, and although they hold up better, they sort of suck. Hot in the summer cold in the winter, and don’t start about heated seats, I still don’t like them. I don’t like sticking to my seat and I don’t like swamp ass! But I digress yet again. In my new flying car that runs on something other then fossil fuels that comes in a cool charcoal color I want some new cool fabric seats that will not wear out and stain, oh and a place to put my water bottle. Not a lot to ask.
I wouldn’t mind a place to put my cell phone either, because unlike most of you meatsticks out there, I do believe some of us are able to multitask thus allowing for driving and talking at the same time. Agreed not everyone can do these two things at the same time, but it’s unfair to punish those who can because those who can’t. If you want make it safe, get rid of those pesky signs that make me take my eyes of the road, start with the ones that say 65 mph then when you get around to it get rid of the ones trying to get me to sell my house. My point is simple, plenty of distractions, if you can’t handle them, don’t get behind the wheel. If you don’t like me talking don’t look, I promise I won’t hit you, now shut up about cell phones, I like to talk and drive.
Don’t get me wrong if we could skip right to the molecular transporter, I’m in. I don’t care about everyone in the transportation business, screw them, I wanna get beemed. But I don’t think that will ever be a reality, just doesn’t seem plausible, not to mention I saw what happened to Jeff Goldblum and I didn’t like it. Flying cars are more then possible, transporter beams, not so much, and if I’m wrong about the transporter that’s cool too, I can live with that. Simply put I’ll settle for a flying car, although getting beemed would be really cool.
